Because who even needs rainforests anyway? Most people say that trees are a good thing. And that rainforests are endangered. But "I see the world and all the creatures in it, I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach, 'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand with the destruction of this worthless jungle land."
Am I a greedy human being sucking the the world dry? Am I spitting it out like spinach? Oh yeah. But it's only because I am in nose-blowing misery...and there don't seem to be enough tissues in the world to deal with my...umm....nasal emissions. Spitting them out like spinach, I am. Gross. And Eeeevvvviiillll....Muah ha ha ha ha...
Seriously. It's bad. I imagine I've used up a couple acres of trees with the tissues I've used and thrown away. Should I feel ashamed about that? Hmmmm...probably. But I don't. I don't feel bad because I'm a greedy, soulless, tree-killing, tissue-using Human.
Being green is expensive and totally lame. Everyone should model their behavior after Hexus, as I have...because I need those trees to be cut down to make more tissues for me. MORE, I say!!
Or maybe I'm just bitter, hostile, crabby because this is the FOURTH placement break I've spent lying in bed, sick. No, that couldn't be it. I'm just a tree killer.
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It's Utah. Living there made me sick too. haha
"My name is Batty..."
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